Bird Nerd

[Bird Nerd]

[tchaikovskaya]

[Bird Nerd]

[connordraws]

awh hey thank u dad 

[Bird Nerd]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

I SAID

OO GIRL

[iamoutofideas]

fuck me like electric eel

[sexhaver]

not the lyrics.

[iamoutofideas]

grow up cunt

[Bird Nerd]

[multitrackdrifting]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[Bird Nerd]

[sacred-portal]

[Bird Nerd]

Anonymous asked:

is it okay if my 12 yr old little brother asks you something??

dyatlovpassingprivilege answered:

i guess?

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

yo your brother kind of sucks

[Bird Nerd]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[Bird Nerd]

[felix]

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

[felix]

[claudettecosmogony]

[killer-arcade]

[claudettecosmogony]

[Bird Nerd]

[phlebasthebroenician]

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

[Bird Nerd]

[Bird Nerd]

[wuntrum]

[Bird Nerd]

[spikespiegelfanclub]

womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself

[Bird Nerd]

[transfantasma]

[transfantasma]

[Bird Nerd]

[radiofreederry]

[Bird Nerd]

[fairycosmos]

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death